Wacky Weekend

So today im going to vent about this weekend…a couple very interesting things happened (some may be shocking, just to warn ya). Lets start with Saturday when I was out running errands with my best friend a.k.a Wifey….we decided that pedi’s and mani’s were in order so we decided to stop at my very over priced nail salon (why I still go there I have no idea). Well as I was having my old acrylics taken off to be replaced my new ones the asian lady decided to cut, oh just a little too far, and basically cut thru the quick under my nail…..oh yes, I am cringing as I write this! So blood is pouring from my finger, im trying not to cry, and all the while this little asian bitch is saying “shhh I get fired, shhh I get fired” Ummm are you effing kidding me?! You nearly took my finger off! And I didn’t even get a damn discount for almost losing my finger….crazy ass Asians!

Now on to Saturday night…..i participated in an “Ugly Xmas Sweater Party” at my dear friend Ryan’s house….great times, ugly ass sweaters, even uglier ass guys, and fun fun fun….well all of that took a turn when I look around to see that my best friend and ex’s little sister are basically going lesbo on each other in my friends room….ummm eww. To make it worse, they tried to get me in on it….AHAHAHA HELL NO! It just fascinated me this weekend the things that I saw or had happen….im praying for a better weekend this week…..

Other then that I hope everyone is having a great Monday! And Happy Holidays to you all! I love you lots! xoxo

Snowboarding for Crashley?! Hmmmm

So as many of you may know, I am not the most graceful person in the world. When I was in high school my close friends who love me so dearly decided to nickname me Crashley….and I took the new name on proudly because it explained me soooo well. Well now the guy that I have been dating is asking me to go snowboarding during this winter break….ummm did he not realize what my nickname meant? That’s like suicide for me…..i mean I can barely walk but you want to strap my feet down on a piece of wood and throw me down a hill?! I think NOT! So my question is, should I or shouldn’t I?! Lets see if he is good at convincing me……

18 year old rules! WTF?!

Ok so im about to lose my shit in 2.5 seconds! My lovely grandmother went ahead and bought my juvenile delinquent brother a car for when he is done serving his time (or In her eyes, taking his vacation). Well fine, fine with that but here’s what REALLY pisses me off…..i had a discussion with my grandmother last week about letting me drive this vehicle this week while mine was being repainted…everything sounded to me as if that was fine and I had a car lined up for the next week…..boy was I wrong! Guess even from behind bars my little 18 YEAR OLD brother rules over what says and goes in the household and has made it a point to not allow me or our own mother to drive his car! The same snot nose brat who I use to bend over backwards for when he got into trouble and who also use to joyride my car around town at the age of 13!!!

The thing that gets me even more is the boy has no license and my grandmother bought that car, so I feel until he has all that lined up and can prove he isn’t going to screw around again then it should be up to my grandma to let me use it…but no, instead she lets an 18 year old kid tell her how its goes! I swear im in the fucking Twilight Zone right now! Ugghhh…..ok now that ive vented im off to find my way home…..23 years old and feeling like goddamn “Driving Ms. Daisy” but without the chauffer LOL

Hope all of you had a better day then me! xoxo

Thirsty Thursday

Well today is mine and my friends traditional Thirsty Thursday where we get together and have a good time and well....drink! And it looks like im gonna have to miss out on it cause of this effing cold!! I just wish the damn thing would go away! It would be bad enough to just have a running nose but then the hacking of my lungs, and losing my voice....not cool! So frustrated right now....all i want is a warm blanket, hot tea and a bed...oh yes and a hot male waiting on me hand and foot. Anyone know of any of those that are available?!

Poo on colds!

So its nearing the end of the day and im official convinced that im sick AGAIN! Thought I fought it off fast the first time and now its back with a vengeance…..just in time too to ruin my plans to hang out with someone I just met and get to know them more, any time soon. Any advice on how to get rid of it fast?! Meds, tea, tequila?! All I know is id like to be better again by this weekend…being sick sucks!

So here it goes.....

I have offically been dragged into the world of blogging. Not something I ever thought I would do but with a job like mine where you spend 90% of your time on myspace deleting messages from freaks asking you if “it hurt when you fell from heaven” or some other lame line like that, this is a nice break. My wonderful mother (a slight weird one J) was the first to introduce me to this….and my cousin Lesley (another slightly weird one J) brought it to her attention…..so I guess we are gonna have generations of crazy Morgan women on this thing doing what we do best…talking shit. Can’t wait to see how this goes……LOL.